"Don’t talk to me about the Bar Wars… never again"
"Band sounding lovely today hey"
"Would you like a glass, I’d like a glass"
"Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate"
"This band stinks, they need a shower"
"This band stinks, need a change of work"
"If only I could go back to the old days"
"It’s one thing to be loved, it’s one thing to love, what the hell am I drinking"
"All’s fair in love and war"
"I’m here to drink beer and kick butt, and I’m all out of butt"
"Hey, hey you, they sell drugs here, wild isn’t it!"
